Diary of a Green Monster

My nihilistic and free babble.
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smethanie:

Reason #264 why @Jason_Maybe is awesome.

Table Tops -1 
Stephanie - 0

My favorite type of buns… (Taken with instagram)

How long after a job interview are you supposed to wait to burn down the building if you don’t get the job?

Oh, hi there…

Scramble with Friends anyone?

My name on there is Jason_Maybe   (real original, huh?)

mayberedbird:

I know he’s funny, you know he’s funny. Need proof? Check him out

So come out on Oct 16th to Dick Doherty’s Beantown Comedy Club in Boston and support him!!

Tickets are $10. You can make reservations if you prefer, just please make sure you tell them you are coming to see Jason Anderson.

There are a lot of us in the Boston area so don’t be a party pooper, come on out :)

My first open mic. I imagine it will be a lot like a fiery car crash… Who doesn’t like those?

smethanie:

The boys of brunch: @Cuddlyninja and @Jason_Maybe.

Of course my phone is in my hand.

Taking the wife to see her first Red Sox game tonight. I sure hope they score a lot of touchdowns!!

So I need to get my hands on a copy of Adobe Flash C5 for school and I don’t really want to spend the $180.00 (discounted price) on it if I don’t have to.

Does anyone know where I might be able to find it cheaper?

Dear God,

As you know, my birthday is on the same day the Hurricane is supposed to hit here. This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I told you I wanted to be blown by Irene. SCREW YOU.

With Love, 

Jason

Some people get speeding tickets because they are rushing to get somewhere important. I just got mine because I needed to get to the highway rest stop to have shitty pizza that tasted like despair and fleeting hope.

Thank you Mr. Cop for not pulling me out of my car and beating my ass for going 30 miles over the speed limit.